Ch here. Over the last year and a sip, I’ve been receiving the Craft Business Daily emails about brew news in the craft world. Once received, each day, I promptly(“”) forward the email onto our Praytell craft alias that has all the craft peeps on it who need to know that brew news. Each time I forward it, I include a beer pun. I think it’s a pun. Each email takes words and adds in beer words into the words to make a recognized phrase of words that is “beer themed.”

There are about 260 weekdays in a year which is pretty cool, because I compiled all of the beer puns since we beergan, and  I counted…259.

(This is subtracting out a couple duplicate Hamlet ones like To brew or not to brew and of course the recurring Beauty and the Beast one Pale as old as time which I punned a couple times. I also missed the last few days because I was busy counting. Also note: We’ve had helpers like Jtown and KSiff…clutch craftpanions. AND there are a few definitions of beer terms scattered brewout to prove that they are real terms and that the pun is completely full…of beer (terms))

So all in all, a beer year of beer puns. Listed below are the puns in order of appbeerance. For brew and only brew.

Cheers…

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“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.”

– Humphrey Bogart

 

“A man who lies about beer makes enemies”

– Stephen King

 

“Drink more shock top.”

– Andy

 

“Once it hits your lips, it’s so good!”

– Frank the tank, Old School

 

“He was a wise man who invented beer.”

– Plato

 

“Prost”

– German people

 

“Thanks, darlin.”

– Claudio when a lady passes him a beer

 

“You had me at happy hour”

– Renee Zellweger in search of a beer

 

“Salute.”

– People who speak Spanish or like to pretend they speech Spanish

 

“Craft beer isn’t the same as craft cheese.”

– People shopping at Kroger

 

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.”

– Jack Nicholson

 

Lois: You’re drunk again.

Peter: No, I’m just exhausted ’cause I’ve been up all night drinking.

 

“where there’s a will, there’s a way.”

– someone ordering their 8th round of good beer

 

“good and good for ya.”

– nestor

 

“never let go.”

– Rose from titanic if she were holding a craft beer

 

“don’t waste your time on me, you’re already the voice inside my head.”

– Blink 182 thinking about beer

 

“PRWEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”

– beer

 

“Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!”

–  Bill Owen

 

Guess there is too today….

Cheese walks into a school and says, “I”m here.”

Teacher looks at cheese and says “For what?”

Cheese says, “Arts and Craft”

 

“What kind of religion would an IPA be into”

Idk.

“Witchcraft”

 

Cheese walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a beer.”

Bartender brings him a bottle of Budweiser and

cheese looks at him and says, “I’m a craft cheese.”

 

“Remembeer the ides of March?”

– Brutus, Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar, beer themed

 

“damn the man, save the emporter.”

– empire records, beer themed.

 

“cowabeerga dude.”

– Surfers, beer themed.

 

“May the force beer with you.”

– Yoda, beer themed.

 

“do you have to let it lager.”

– The Cranberries, Linger, beer themed

 

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidraftcious”

– Mary Poppins, beer themed

 

“I’m all out of faith, this is how I feel, I’m cold and I’m paleale lying naked on the floor.”

– Natalie Imbruglia, beer themed

 

“nobody puts beerby in the corner.”

– Dirty Dancing, beer themed

 

“this foe is greater than all of you….beerRUNNNNN”

– Gandalf and the Balrog, beer themed.

 

All that is gold does not glitter

Not all those who lager are lost

– LOTR, beer themed

 

“I’ll beer back.”

– the terminator, beer themed

 

To beer or not to beer

– Hamlet, beer themed

 

Blue pillsner or red pillsner?

– The Matrix, beer themed

 

“one small hop for man, one giant hop for mankind.”

– Humanity, beer themed

 

“Beeere’s Johnny!”

– The Shining, beer-themed

 

“STELLAAAAAAAARTOIS!!!!”

– A streetcar named desire, beer themed.

 

“Hakuna maltata, what a wonderful phrase”

– The Lion King, beer-themed

 

“Hopsta la vista, baby.”

– The Terminator, beer themed

 

“a hicky from knicky is like a hallmalt card.”

– Grease, beer themed

 

“Hopston, we have a problem.”

– Apollo 13, beer themed.

 

“If you’re ale on the road, feeling lonely, and so cold…”

– Gilmore Girls theme song, beer themed

 

“I see you shiver with a ………………………………………………………………………..IPAtion.”

– Rocky Horror, beer themed

 

“But life is just a party, and parties weren’t meant to last.”

– Prince, life themed

 

“Yeast talking to me?”

– Taxi Driver, beer themed

 

“life is like a barley of chocolates…”

– Forrest Gump, beer themed

 

“I’m keg of the world!”

– Titanic, beer themed

 

“I can’t carry ipa for you, but I can carry you.”

– Lord of the Rings, beer themed

 

my pilsner

– Lord of the Rings, beer themed

 

“What’s the elvish word for firkin?”

– Lord of the Rings, beer themed

 

“Let it beer.”

– The Beatles, beer themed.

 

“What’s love got to do with ipa.”

– Tina turner, beer themed.

 

“Now, bring me that Hefeweizen”

– Pirates of the Caribbean, beer themed.

 

“Follow the yeasty brick road.”

– Wizard of Oz, beer themed

 

“Jimmy McGinty: You got me the beer.

Daniel Bateman: I got you the beer.

Jimmy McGinty: You got me the beer.

Daniel Bateman: I got you the beer.

Jimmy McGinty: You got me the beer!

Daniel Bateman: I got you the beer![then whistle blows]

Jimmy McGinty: Go sit down now, Danny.

Daniel Bateman: Okay.”

– The Replacements, beer themed

 

“you da you da beer.”

– Drake, beer themed.

 

“This is not ‘Nam. This is brewing. There are rules.”

– The Big Lebowski, beer themed

 

“Resin? Where we’re going, we don’t need resin.”

– Back to the Future, beer themed.

Resin = The gummy organic substance produced by certain plants and trees. Humulone and lupulone, for example, are bitter resins that occur naturally in the hop flower.

“Second star to the right and straight on till malting”

  • Peter Pan, beer themed

Malt (ing) – The process by which barley is steeped in water, germinated ,then kilned to convert insoluble starch to soluble substances and sugar. The foundation ingredient of beer.

“there’s no crying in beerball!”

  • A League of their Own, beer themed.

 

“I like big beers and I cannot lie”

  • Sir Drinx A Lot

 

“Pale as old as time.”

  • Beauty and the Beast, beer themed

 

“Nobody drink the beer, the beer has gone bad!”

  • Can’t Hardy Wait, already beer themed

 

“Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her beer that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead.”

-High Fidelity, beer-themed

 

“If i could tun back time.”

  • Cher, beer themed

 

Tun – Any large vessels used in brewing. In America, “tub” is often preferred.

 

“What the hops am I doing here”

  • Creep, beer themed

 

“If you wanna be my lager, you gotta get with my friends”

  • Spice Girls, beer themed.

 

Make it last forever, Foster’s never ends.

  • jtown

 

Now beers the story from A to Z

  • Fresh Prince of Belair, beer themed

 

“We’re gunna need a bigger beer.”

  • jaws, beer themed

 

“Ale the worlds a stage and all the men and women in it merely players.”

  • William Shakespeare, beer themed

 

William Shakesbeer?

  • Cuz

 

“Live And Let Rye.”

  • James Bond, beer themed

 

“You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mead.”

  • The Matrix, beer-themed

 

“I put a spell on you, and now you’re malt.”

  • Hocus Pocus, Winifred Sanderson, beer themed

 

“Growler?… Growler?… Growler?”

  • Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, beer-themed

 

“It’s alcohol! It’s alcohol!”

  • Frankenstein, beer themed.

 

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take our fermentation!”

  • Braveheart, beer themed

 

“where are you going?”

“i’m going to pick a flight”

  • William Wallace rides off on his horse.

 

” I never lie. But I am a saison.”

  • William Wallace

 

“Goonies never say diacetyl!”

  • The Goonies, beer themed

 

Diacetyl – A volatile compound in beer that contributes to a butterscotch flavor, measured in parts per million.

 

“If you brew it, he will come.”

  • Field of Dreams, beer themed

 

“I’ll hefe what she’s hefeweizen.”

  • When Harry Met Sally, beer themed

 

Hefe – A German word meaning “yeast”. Used mostly in conjunction with wheat (weiss) beers to denote that the beer is bottled or kegged with the yeast in suspension (hefe-weiss). These beers are cloudy, frothy and, very refreshing.

 

“Oh, oh,  oh this is Ale That

This is Ale ThaaaaaAAAaaaat!”

  • All That show, beer themed

 

“Frankly, my beer, I don’t give a damn.”

  • Gone With the Wind, beer themed

 

“Yeah, every time we’re down

Yeah, you can make it right

Yeah, and that’s what makes you lager than life”

  • Backstreet Boys, beer themed

 

“I’m bringing sexy cask.”

  • Justin Timberlake, beer themed

 

“Mama can you beer me? Mama are you ale?”

  • Barbara Streisand, beer themed

 

“be our yeast, be our yeast…”

  • Beauty and the Beast, beer themed.

 

“Give me one reason to stay beer, and I’ll turn right back around”

  • Tracy Chapman, beer themed

 

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ale!”

  • Plant Of the Apes, beer themed

 

“Pour some sorghum on me, in the name of love!”

  • Def Leppard, beer themed

 

“It’s raining men, hallelujah, its raining men, ale-malt.”

  • The Weather Girls, beer themed

 

All-malt – A relatively new term in America. “All malt” refers to a beer made exclusively with barley malt and without adjuncts.

 

“Morticia: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind.

Ellen: Beer?

Wednesday: Homicide.”

  • Addams Family Values, beer themed

 

“Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love beer.”

  • Notting Hill, beer themed

 

“”Elementary, my beer Watson.”

  • Sherlock Holmes, beer themed

 

“The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of ale.”

  • Mulan, beer themed

 

“Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Please stick to the lagers and the pales that you’re used to.”

  • TLC, beer themed

 

“Liquor is coming.”

  • Game of Thrones, beer themed

 

“One for ale, ale for one”

  • The Three Musketeers, beer themed

 

“shout, kick your beers up and shout, come on now.”

  • The Isley Brothers, beer themed

 

“Life brews pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

  • Ferris Bueller, beer themed

 

“Hey, now, you’re an Ale Star, get your game on, go play

Hey, now, you’re a Hop Star, get the show on, get paid

And all that bitters is gold, Only session stars break the mooOOooold.”

– SMASH mouth aka Mystery Men theme song aka Shrek theme song, beer themed

 

“summer lovin, had me a draft, summer lovin happened so fast….”

  • Grease, beer themed

 

“summer lovin, had me a draft, summer lovin happened so cask….”

  • Grease, beer themed

 

HAVE A FIRKIN AWESOME EVENING!!!!

  • praytell

 

“Beauty and the Yeast.”

  • Beauty and the Beast, beer themed

 

“we all live in a yellow pubmarine.”

  • The Beatles, beer themed

 

“I could while away the hours

Conferrin’ with the flowers,

Consulting with the rain;

And my head I’d be a scratchin’

While my thoughts are busy hatchin’

If I only had a beer.”

– Wizard of Oz, beer themed

 

“Oh I want to dance with somebody, with somebody who loves beer.”

  • Whitney, beer themed

 

“Firkin 9 to 5

What a way to make livin’

Barely gettin’ by

It’s all takin’ and no given'”

– Dolly Parton, beer themed

 

“I’M MALTING……MALTING!!!!!”

  • The Wizard of Oz, beer themed

 

“There’s no pales like home…”

  • The Wizard of Oz, beer themed

 

“Ale get you my pretty, and your little dog too!”

  • The Wizard of Oz, beer themed

 

“Go ahead, make my ipa.”

  • Clint Eastwood, beer themed

 

“What is this? A school for ales?”

  • Zoolander, beer themed

 

“I’m going to make him a lager he can’t refuse”

  • The Godfather, beer themed

 

Jay: Did you ever casky-thing me?

Kay: No.

Jay: I ain’t playing with you, K. Did you ever casky-thing me?

Kay: No.

  • Men in Black, beer themed

 

“Death is only the beerginning.”

  • The Mummy, beer themed, Imhotep dying in beer

 

“Louis, I think this is the beginning of a brewtiful friendship.”

  • Casablanca, beer themed

 

“To infinity and beerond”

  • Toy Story, beer themed

 

“The Keg and I ”

  • The King and I, beer themed

 

“Diacetyls are a girl’s best friend.”

  • Marilyn Monroe, beer themed

Diacetyl – A natural byproduct of yeast. It can have the flavors of butter or butterscotch.

 

“You can stand under my umbrewella ella ella”

  • Rihanna, beer themed

 

“yeasterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…”

  • The Beatles, beer themed

 

“Is it ale or nothing at ale…”

  • O Town, beer themed

 

“to beer or not to beer, that is the question.”

  • Hamlet, beer themed

 

James Carter: Who died, Lee?

Lee: You!

James Carter: Detective Yu?

Lee: Not Yu, you!

James Carter: Who?

Lee: You!

James Carter: Who?

Lee: Do you understand the words that are a-coming out of my stout?

James Carter: Don’t nobody understand the words that are comin’ out of your stout.

  • Rush Hour, beer themed

 

“Expecto Nitronum.”

  • Harry Potter, beer themed

 

“Help, I yeast somebody, Help, not just alebody.”

  • Beatles, beer themed

 

“Let’s brew it”

  • Nike, beer themed

 

“She’s a super firken super firken, she’s super-firken yow”

  • Rick James, beer themed

 

Beerllicles do and beerllicles can

Beerllicles can and beerllicles do

Beerllicles do and beerllicles can

Beerllicles can and beerllicles do

– Cats, beer themed

 

“THE GREAT BREWBINO”

  • The Sandlot, beer themed

 

“Voulez-booze coucher avec moi, ce soir (oh oh) Voulez-booze coucher avec moi”

  • Moulin Rouge, beer themed

 

“You say good beer and I say hello…hello hello”

  • Beatles, beer themed

 

Milk of the Hoppy

  • GOT, beer themed

 

STEIN-feld

 

Friday Night (Bud) Lights

 

“I can see your aleo…”

  • Beyonce, beer themed

 

“Fat guy in a little cask. Fat guy in a little cask…”

  • Tommy Boy, beer theme

 

“bend and chug, just bend….and chug!”

  • Legally Blonde, beer themed

 

“i think we’re aleone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around”

  • Tiffany, beer themed

 

“Smelly craft, smelly craft, what are they feeding you..”

  • Phoebe, beer themed

 

“I want to swing from the chandelbeer, form the chandelbeer”

  • Sia, beer themed

 

“Sweet beerry wine!”

  • Dr Steve Brule, beer themed

 

“I see keg people.”

  • The Sixth Sense, beer themed

 

Oppa Kegnam Style

Kegnam Style

Op, op, op, op

Oppa Kegnam Style

Kegnam Style

Op, op, op, op

Oppa Kegnam Style

Eh, sexy lager

Op, op, op, op

Oppa Kegnam Style

Eh, sexy lager

Op, op, op, op

Eh-eh-eh, eh-eh-eh

  • Psy, beer themed

 

oh man you really scraped that pun from the bottom of the barrel. (1) Hope you didn’t rack (2) your brain too hard. Hey, whatever worts (3) as long as we come out a head (4) in the end. Cheers (5)

  • Adam Dalton, beer themed

 

“What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?”

“They’re called beers, Ed.”

  • Erin Brockovich, beer themed

 

“make you beernana pancakes, pretend like it’s the weekend now”

  • jack johnson, beer themed

 

“beer can pretend it ale the time….”

  • jack Johnson, beer themed

 

“Never give up, never surrhefeweizen”

  • Galaxy Quest, beer themed

 

“I gotta see about a growler…”

  • Good Will Hunting, beer themed

 

“Ale you wish”

  • The Princess Bride, beer themed

 

“Get beersy livin’, or get beersy dyin’. That’s god-damn right.”

  • The Shawshank Redemption, beer themed

 

Some Buds just aren’t meant to be caged

  • the Shawshank Redemption, beer themed

 

Do you like barley movies?”

  • Scream, beer themed

 

“That’ll brew, pig. That’ll brew.”

  • Babe, beer themed

 

Do you like appaleales?”
”Yeast.”

“Well, I got her numbeer. How do you like them appaleales?” 
- Good Will Hunting, beer themed

 

“Under the Beercan Sun”

 

“I want the fairy pale.”

  • Pretty Woman, beer themed

 

“She resbrews him right cask.”

  • more beer themes, something related to a romantic comedy

 

Let’s give ’em somethin’ to malt abeer

(Somethin’ to malt abeer)

Let’s give ’em somethin’ to malt abeer

(Somethin’ to malt abeer)

Let’s give ’em somethin’ to malt abeer

How about love?

  • Bonnie, beer themed

 

Once upon a time

I was malting in love

But now I’m only malting apart

There’s nothing I can do

A total sip of the carb(onation)

– BONNIE, beer themed

 

Romeo, oh Romeo, wherefore Lowenbrau, Romeo?

  • William S

 

“bud light, from yonder window break…”

  • will

 

There are more things in hefeweizen and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your phermentation.

  • WS

 

Stoutford upon Avon

  • W

 

“and it was ale yellow”

  • cold play, beer themed

 

“PALE”

  • AWOLNATION, beer themed

 

“whats lager got to do, got to do with it”

  • tina turner, beer themed

 

“it’s just a brew of hocraft pocraft”

  • hocus pocus, beer themed

 

“WHATS YOUR NAME MAN?”

“Alexander Hamalton. My name is Alexander Hamalton.”

– Hamilton, beer themed

 

“I wish they all could be California growlers”

  • The Beach Boys, beer themed

 

“Take me down to the paradrinks city where the draft is green and the growlers are pretty.”

  • Guns N Roses, beer themed

 

(OH WON’T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME FOAMMMM YEAHHHHHHH)

 

“Hey Brew, don’t make it bad. Take a sad song and make it beer”

  • Beatles, beer themed

 

“Chickity China, the Guinness chicken

You have a draftstick and your brain stops drinkin’

Watching X-Firkens with no lights on

We’re dans la maison

I hope the Brewing Man’s in this one”

  • Barenaked Ladies

 

“Every morning there’s a haleo hanging from the corner of my girlfriends pour prost beer.”

  • Sugar Ray, beer themed

 

“you can’t aleways get what you want, no you can’t aleways get what you want…”

  • Rolling Stones, beer themed

 

“Ale as old as time”

  • beauty and the beast, beer themed

 

“Titanale”

  • Titanfall, beer themed

 

Chalice in Wonderland

 

“I wanta be a beerionaire so freakin bad”

  • Bruno Mars, beer themed

 

Cubeer Gooding Jr, beer themed.

 

Steve Beerscemi, beer themed

 

craftysanthemums, beer themed

 

“The hops are alive with the sound of brewsic”

  • Sound of Music, beer themed

 

Thanksgiving Hopluck

  • Praytell, beer themed

 

“leave the gun take the beercannolis”

  • godfather, beer themed

 

“stop, in the name of lager.”

  • the supremes, beer themed

 

“brewlene, brewlene, brewlene, brewlene” – dolly parton, beer themed

 

Brew bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Brew bitch, get out the way

Get out the way bitch, get out the way

  • ludacris, beer themed

 

“death is only the beerginning”

  • The Mummy, beer themed

 

Anck-Su-BlueMoo

  • jtown and Ch go back and forth

 

“The Barley Returns”

 

imho tap

 

Weekend at Beernie’s

 

“life is like a box of chocoaletes”

  • Forrest Gump, beer themed

 

“’cause you’re my growler”

– Forrest Gump, beer themed

 

supercraftifrikenlegilisticexpialedraftcious.

 

“And isn’t it ironic, don’t you drink…”

  • Alanis, beer themed

 

The Santa Cask with Tim Alen

 

The Hangover

 

Hang = Lingering bitterness or harshness in beer.

 

The Maltian

 

Bar Wars: Episode I – The Firken Menace

 

“Ale you wish”

  • The Princess Bride, beer themed

 

“UGH, ale if”

  • Clueless, beer themed

 

“Deck the ales with beers of hopsy, froth la la la la la la la la”

– Christmas, beer themed

 

Home Aleone

 

“Won’t you take me to firken town”

  • Lipps Inc

 

“red red stein”

  • UB40, beer themed

 

“Hello, its beer. I was wondering if after ale this time you’d lager to mead”

  • Adele, beer themed

 

The Parent Craft

 

The Cask

 

enrique igalesias

 

ricky bartin

 

Save the cask dance

 

Risky Beerness

 

“Diamonds are a girls best firkin”

  • Marilyn Monroe, beer themed

 

Bruce Springstein

 

Harry Dunne: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little hoppier than this.

Lloyd Christmas: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.

  • dumb and dumber, beer themed

 

“Just like the white winged draft, Swigs a song, Sounds like she’s swigging, Ooo, beerby  ooo, say ooo…”

  • Stevie, beer themed

 

You’re my laaaaaaaaaager…

watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMvrwbzOFy0

 

“But dad, I’m pale ale doggin it…”

  • rat race, beer themed

 

Winonale Ryer

 

The growler on the train…

 

The Chalet Growler

 

Craft in a bad romance…

 

“I’m my own wheat enemy”

  • Lit, beer themed

 

Snow Weiss and the Seven Drafts

 

The Fresh Pint of Belale

 

“Does Beery Manilager know that you raid his wardrobe?”

  • the breakfast club, beer themed

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Beer is yellow

Don’t overthink that.

HAPPY BELATED VALENTINE’S DAY!!!

xoxo, beer.

 

“It’s alager!!!!!!”

  • Frankenstein, beer themed

 

“BlondeAles have more fun”

  • world, beer themed

 

Julianne Potter: But that doesn’t excuse any of it. I’m pond sorghum  Well, lower actually. I’m like the – the fungus that feeds on pond sorghum.

Michael O’Neill: Lower. The pus that infects the mucous… that cruds up the fungale… that feeds on the pond sorghum. On the other hand, thank you… for loving me that much. That way, it’s – it’s pretty flattering.

Julianne Potter: Except it makes me fungale.

– my best friend’s wedding, beer themed

 

Ever Alefter

 

shaquille o’neale

 

Beerffy the Vampire Slaler

 

“It’s something unpredictale, but in the end it’s rye, I hope you hop the time of your lager.”

  • Green day, beer themed

“I beercan show you the world, shining shimmering spalendid, tell me pintress, now when did you last let your beert decide”

  • THE song, beer themed

 

“tomorrow is my last beer pun!!!!!!!! alehhhhhhhh time flight……”

 

“I’m ale, I’m ale, for a very IPAortant date”

– White Rabbit, beer themed

 

“If I could turn craft time.”

– Cher, beer themed

 

“Timeeeeeeeeeeeee, why you punish beer”

  • Hottie and the Blowfish, beer themed

 

“Pale as old as time”

  • Beauty and the Beast, beer themed

 

“Oh it’s just me, myself and Ipa

Solo ride until I die”

– G-Eazy, beer themed

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